‘We were greeted by waking up in bathtub, chained to a pipe. Getting hold of the keys took longer than necessary (eventually found in guts of nearby corpse). Basic layout with no obviously marked fire exit, but the peace and quiet enabled Doris and I to have a stimulating discussion on the merits of Fixodent vs Poligrip denture paste. After 45 mins the other corpse in the room got up, turns out it was the manager, he bellowed something like I CAN’T TAKE THIS TORTURE ANY MORE, showed us the way out and left. Something different certainly, but I think we’ll stick with Premiere Inns from now on.”
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